officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

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Q: I'll watch a movie with you.

yayy! Who are you tho?

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Anyone up to watch a movie with me?

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Never, never tell them. Try and remember that. Never tell anyone anything ever. Never tell anyone anything again. Ernest Hemingway, from The Garden Of Eden  (via bratclub)

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betterthankanyebitch:

me: what’s for dinner?

mom: mcdonalds

me

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